Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that doesn't know how to solve your problems.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A matchbox containing one living trilobite
A swarm of ladybirds
A Banana made of Antimatter
A counterfeit gravestone
A Rutabaga
A Behelit
A ten foot pole
A Lotus flower (uneaten)
A nice heavy stone, perfect for skipping
A mirror that shows objects closer than they actually are

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