Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has framed you for mail fraud.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A copy of The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire signed by Caesar Augustus
A Very Important Tyrannosaurus Rex
A set of earplugs (with earwax)
A Slotted Spoon perfect for making Baked Beans
A Sonic the Hedgehog commemorative plate
A tub of Quark
A Banana made of Antimatter
A tesseract
A Rubber Duck version of an Unfamiliar Character
A keyring full of random keys you're afraid to throw away

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