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Attack Emperor Beat!
You strike out at the undisputed Emperor of all the lands of Beatgaria. He takes minimal damage. He then turns to face you, drawing his oversized handgun "The Special Delivery" while doing so. He then speaks the last words you will ever hear.
"Hello. Got something for you."
The massive bullet fired from the weapon removes your head from your body. Bummer.
GAME OVER