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Continue To Watch The MEPA Soldiers
They continue to chant insanely while standing around your fire. Just as a bunch of insane people for the ethical treatment of animals could be expected to. Suddenly the fire you built for roasting purposes blazes into a flame at least 30 feet tall, burning bright purple.
Suddenly you realize what the tribal PETA workers were doing. This is no common blood chant, this is a summoning ceremony! These PETA workers are preparing to summoning the mighty tofu god, with the obvious intent of having it kill you! This is definitely not good.