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Destroy Johnny
With blinding speed, you flatten Johnny with a terrible punch. He falls to the floor, blood pouring from his nose.
"I'll do you for that!" He screams as he scrambles to his feet.
"You'll WHAT?" You glare at Johnny as he desperately tries to keep blood from getting everywhere.
"Com'ere!"
"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?" You cross your arms smugly.
"I'm invincible!"
"You're a loony!"
"Johnny Wallbank Always Triumphs!" Johnny raises his fists and prepares for a counterattack.