Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that requires four AA batteries (not included).

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A mirror inset with a broken blue gem
A sheet of paper with a proof that P≠NP
A very dull sword
A Gold Ring from Sonic the Hedgehog
A "Beasty Boyz II Men" embroidered patch
An Unopened and Weirdly Heavy Can of New Coke
An Iron Throne made from many swords hammered together
A Quantum of Solace
An Orb to Ponder
An ancient fertility statue modeled after Emily Blunt

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