Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is feverish and delusional.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Diamond Sword
A magnetic monopole
A Phoenix Down
A portable hole
A great crested newt
A crate of ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
An extremely large ball of twine
A farmer's trophy for being "out standing in your field"
A Scouter rated for power levels up to 8999
A maximum of four juggling balls

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