Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is insane and unpredictable.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A partridge in a pear tree
A Behelit
A handwritten note from Taylor Swift with several encouraging words
A copy of How To Always Say the Right Thing by Glorietta Axelrod
A half-empty can of 4loko
A Mat of Dryer Lint
A portrait of an animal drawn with a very fine camelhair brush
A small pair of scissors
An Octopus
A pallet of Ea-nāṣir's copper ingots

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