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Pretend that you are a piece of cheese
The SWAT are fed up of your stupid antics and decide to blow you to the next world. You then respawn in the next world
The SWAT men stomp up to you as you lay balanced on a plate sitting on a table. "We're fed up with your stupid antics," they shout as they prepare to blow you to the next world.
"Shhh," you say, "I'm a piece of cheese."
"THAT'S IT!" the lead SWAT guy shouts as he readies his unstoppable weapon.
"Hey, boss," asks his timid second-in-command, "Who are you talking to?"
"What?" he responds, "I'm talking to the terrible adventurer that has been renting this prison asunder!"
"Boss," he says kindly, "That's a piece of cheese."
"That's right," you add helpfully, "I'm a piece of cheese."
The SWAT guy leader takes a long look at you, then slowly turns his head to look at his prized lieutenant. He takes a long look at him, then he slowly turns his head back to look at you. You do your best to look as cheese-like as possible.
He frowns, then pouts, then reaches for you abruptly. His fingers dig into your soft smooth surface, which bends and crumbles just like a fine piece of cheddar should. He looks at the ruined lump of cheese now stuck to his black tactical glove. Of course it's just cheese. That's all you ever were. He starts to cry.
The SWAT guys lead their traumatized leader away, leaving the pile of you behind. Little bits of you stick to the SWAT guy's glove but eventually those drop away and he walks away, out of your life forever.
So, the good news is you got those jerks off your back. The bad news is you had to commit a pretty severe reality violation to do it. It's going to take some effort to claw your way back to a recognizable reference frame.